A Dozen Things you can say
at Thanksgiving and get away with!!!

 
 1. Talk about huge breasts !

 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 3. It's cool whip time!

 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

 9. Don't play with your meat.

10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

11. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

12. You still have a little bit on your chin.