Thanksgiving Jokes

Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!

Why do turkeys always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I'll tell you at Christmas.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

What key has legs and can't open doors?
Tur-key.

What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!

Teacher: "Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."

Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!

If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

How can you tell a male turkey from a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.

What do you call the dirt on a Pilgrim's hands?
Pilgrime!

What is your favourite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!

What's blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!

What cat discovered America?
Christofurry Columbus!

Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!

Did you hear about the gobbler who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey!

What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!

 

 

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