Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
Why do turkeys
always go "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!
How do you keep a turkey in
I'll tell you at Christmas.
Why did the turkey cross the
It was the chicken's day off.
What key has legs
and can't open doors?
happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
"Why did the Pilgrims sail to America?"
Student: "Maybe they missed their plane."
"Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language!
If the Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Arthur any leftovers?
How can you tell a male turkey from
a female turkey?
The male is the one holding the remote control.
What do you call the dirt on a
What is your favourite thing to
make for Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the mother turkey
say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Why didn't the
turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
What's blue and
covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
Why was the monster tickled
when he ate the turkey?
Because he forgot to pluck the feathers!
Did you hear about the gobbler
who bounced around the barnyard?
He was a perky turkey!
What's the best way to stuff a
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!