Liners to get everyone into the
True Jovial Spirit of Mother's Day
really works, how come Mothers only have two hands ?
think today's kids ought to do something really special for
their Mothers on Mother's Day -- like move out !
Hey guys --
looking for a great gift for your Mother-in-Law on Mother's Day
? Why not send her back her daughter ???
A single Mom
was asked by a friend what her son was taking in college. With a
sigh she replied, "Everything I have."
Fathers -- take
heart, your day is coming, and you can be sure of getting at
least one thing -- the bills from Mother's Day.
are always amazed when their sons/daughters marry a person with
much lower mental capacity, ambition and moral standards, yet
still manage to have utterly brilliant children.
Mothers come in
all shapes and sizes. For example, an Italian Mother might
chastise her offspring for not eating by saying, "Eat your
dinner, or I'll kill you." A Jewish Mother on the other
hand would say, "Eat your dinner, or I'll kill
broke-up with her boyfriend. She asked her Mother's advice about
returning the gifts he'd given her. Without a pause, her Mother
replied, "Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but
keep the jewelry for sentimental reasons."